Sequins and Alcohol
Miss Cee had a rare moment of clarity after her third morning latte and recalled that a few years ago Absolut Vodka did a promotion, in their usual blow-out style, for something called #absolutundercover. Basically, the TRUE GENUISES in their marketing department found a way to combine sequins and alcohol. Yours Truly, as all you darling poppets can imagine, needed reviving from the excitement of her two favorite things being combined without warning.
- Absolut promo gigs tend to have bling up the Wazoo
Who DOESN’T love vodka AND bling?
The sequin-wrapped Absolut bottles had the added fun of being made with flip-sequins. Presumably so you could write pithy cries for help (such as ‘help’), or your address, directly on the bottle. Just in case, at the end of the evening, you needed assistance to get back to the home you couldn’t remember you had — which is NOT an admission that has ever happened to Miss Cee. Much.
- Write pithy sayings on your vodka bottle
- . . . or where the ambulance can drop you off
Beverage Daily, the ONLY trade publication Miss Cee reads, had a great article about said flip sequins and alcohol back in the day (of 2017). And it wasn’t the first time Absolut have blinged out their bottles.
- A short history of blinged-out vodka bottles
Now, with much unsteady excitement, it looks like it won’t be the last time either. That’s right, kids, not only is the be-sequined vodka back, but it also comes in three flavors — one for each hour of your working day.
Remember, you heard it here first, on the SequinQueen Fashion Blog. (Well, first-ish. There’s not much about this online yet, that Miss Cee could be bothered searching for.)
Get your liquid good-good here (WITH a limited-time promo). And Miss Cee isn’t even getting an affiliate commission off that link. It’s purely from the goodness of her own tiny, black, shrivelled heart. THAT’S how much I somewhat ADORE you darlings.
Merry upcoming Christmas. Here’s hoping that by January you can’t even remember it.
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