Best Instagram red sequin dress bling. Because a good shiny shock of scarlet will ALWAYS get you noticed.
Yes, poppets, if you want to maximize the look at me factor throw on a sequin dress.
And if you want to take things to DEFCON Bling make it a RED sequin dress.
Hands up if you do NOT own a red sequin dress.
What on EARTH are you doing wasting time putting your hand in the air?
Get out there are get yerownself a red sequin gown IMMIJ.
You might be wondering when you would ever wear a red sequin dress.
There’s obviously every day of the week.
But where exactly?
The answer is, ANYdamnwhere you want.
But supermarkets and PTA meetings spring STRAIGHT to Miss Cee’s furtive mind.
And speaking of minds, your kids will lose theirs ifn you wear that extremely bright sequin concoction to their next baseball game.
Or whatever sport you’ve indentured them into to get them out of the house.
And there’ll be NO mistaking which child is yours.
Just look for the face that’s as scarlet as your courtside sequin dress.
Then keep that shiny red baby when you get home.
Cook the dinner in it.
Or do what Miss Cee does.
Order the dinner and have it delivered.
Either way, you’re going to be giving a WHOLE passel of vibes to your significant other.
JESSICA RABBIT red sequin dress vibes.
I’m not bad…I’m just drawn that way vibes.
Except you ARE bad.
Bad to your blinged-out bones.
And all because you slathered over the best, brightest and REDDEST sequin dress inspo below.
Chickadees, here at the SequinQueen Sparkling Life Magazine we WANT to enable your sequin clothing addiction.
So naturally we’ve got even MORE stunning examples on our Pinterest board for glittering lovers of red sequin dresses.
So get your sparkly scarlet groove on, today kids.