Gold Bling FOOD: 25 Ideas to AMAZE Your Dinner Guests

Okay, so how many CALORIES are in 24 karat gold?

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Gold bling food IS a thing, poppets. And Miss Cee is gonna go right ahead and blame Instagram for it.

That’s right. Instagram was not satisfied with giving US an inferiority complex based on how we stack up to each of the 15 Kardashian sisters.

It is now also giving our FOOD the very self-same jitters.

Your average hamburger feels positively underdressed until its toasted buns have been wrapped in gold leaf. Your morning latte looks like the basic bitch you always knew it was until it’s sprinkled in gold dust. And your uncooked fish isn’t sashimi until it’s gussied up with a dab of the SHINE.

Enough is enough. So gather round, chickadees, while Miss Cee skools you.

The ONLY place you need gold is on your finger.

Or in your commodity trading portfolio.

Okay, and maybe some gold bars in your bank deposit box in case of the zombie apocalypse.

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You do NOT need it bouncing around your digestive tract doing absolutely bugger all but giving you the most expensive poop in town. Skip down to the conclusion for more on THAT subject, luvbugs.

Gold food SURE does look perdy though. So if you’re stuck for how to impress the boss at your next dinner, take a squizz at these incredible and inspirational examples. All lovingly curated by the shameless Glitterists here at the SequinQueen Sparkling Life Magazine

1. Deluxe Hamburger with Gold Leaf Buns.

Gold Bling Food 24k GOLD DIGGER BURGER
@mealbae

2. Gold Bling Food: Gold Dipped Empanadas.

Gold Bling Food Gold Dipped Empanadas
@halfmoonempanadas

3. Wagu Beef Tartare Sliders with Gold Leaf Brioche Buns.

Gold Bling Food Beef Tartare Sliders with Gold Leaf Brioche Buns
@culinarychefs

4. 24 Carat Gold Tomatoes.

Gold Bling Food 24 Carat Gold Tomatos
@alon_art

5. Gold Bling Food: 24 Karat Gold Buffalo Wings.

Gold Bling Food 24 Karat Gold Buffalo Wings
@dotandpin

6. Corn Dog Queen Dipped in 24-Karat Edible Gold Leaf.

Gold Bling Food Corn Dog Queen Dipped in 24-Karat Edible Gold Leaf
@corndogwithnoname

7. Gold Bling Food: Sushi Adorned with Gold.

Gold Bling Food Sushi - Covered in Gold
@dotandpin

8. Ice Cream Coated with Gold Leaf.

Gold Bling Food Ice Cream Coated with Nothing Less Than 24k Gold
@spence.spends

9. Cake Coated with 24K Gold.

Gold Bling Food Cake Coated with 24K Gold
@slofoodgroup

10. Decadent Grilled Sesame Macaron with 24k Gold.

Gold Bling Food Decadent Grilled Sesame Macaron with 24k Gold
@boutiquepointg

11. Maitre Choux Hazelnut & Chocolate Treasure Pastry Covered with 24K Gold.

Gold Bling Food Choux Hazelnut & Chocolate Treasure Pastry Covered with 24K Gold
@the.la.way

12. Has Anyone Every Eaten A 24k Gold Donut?

Gold Bling Food Has Anyone Every Eaten A 24k Gold Donut
@debbiedee65

13. Sip On A Cup Of Hot Gold Coffee.

Gold Bling Food Sip On A Cup Of Hot Gold Coffee
 @vinnnyyy

14. Tasty & Pretty Chinese Dumplings Topped with Gold.

Gold Bling Food Tasty & Pretty Dumplings Topped with Gold
@allie.eats

15. Oreo Balls Dipped in Chocolate and White Chocolate with Gold.

Gold Bling Food Oreo Balls Dipped In Chocolate and White Chocolate with Gold
@beth_thefirstyear

16. BLING Gold Covered Donuts.

BLING Gold Covered Dounets
@vickysdonuts

17. Glittering Gold Butter Cream Cake.

Gold Bling Food Glittering Gold Butter Cream Cake
@acakeboutiquelima

18. Gold Bling Food: A Chocolate Croissant Dusted with Gold.

A Chocolate Croissant Dusted with Gold
@skyybites

19. A Cup Of Hot Coffee Topped with Gold.

Gold Bling Food A Cup Of Hot Coffee Topped with Gold
@kaieatsworld

20. Gold Bling Food: Gold Flakes on Pancakes.

Gold Flakes on Pancakes
@sweetsneatstoronto

21. Doughnuts Topped with Meringue, Glitter and Gold.

Gold Bling Food Doughnuts Topped with Meringue, Glitter and Gold
@theshayspence

22. Gold Bling Food: Amazing Gold Laminated Brioche.

Amazing Gold Laminated Brioche
@globally.scrumptious

23. Glittering Gold Pringles Crispy Chips.

Gold Bling Food Glittering Gold Pringles Crispy Chips
@alon_art

24. Sushi with Edible Gold on Caviar.

Sushi with Edible Gold! Oh, you  Mouth Watering?
@orlandofoodiegirl

25. Gold Bling Food: You Could Call It the Gold Digger-Burger.

Gold Bling Food You Could Call It the Gold Digger-Burger
@jacobderue

Conclusion for Gold Bling FOOD

Is it safe to eat food slathered in gold?

Yes, poppets it is. Most of the gold you see on food is gold leaf.

But don’t get the idea to run around scraping the gold leaf off everydamnthing you see it on and high-tailing it to the bank.

Gold leaf is VERY thin. It can be hammered out until it is about one ATOM thick. And according to Wikipedia 5.5 square feet of the stuff is only going to give you a 5mm nugget.

But maybe that’s enough for a gold tooth to boost yer street cred.

So scrape away!

Because gold is completely unreactive, it does not break down in your body or provide you with any nutrients. It passes right on through just like the prune juice grandma used to force down her gullet.

For the same non-reactive reason, gold leaf also never goes rancid. Unlike the food it might be adorning. And gold doesn’t tarnish either.

So if you want to eat something that merely LOOKS good but does nothing for you, then guzzle down as much gold food as you like.

Just don’t forget to photograph it for Instagram first!

All images are via Instagram where you can see SequinQueen’s collection of the very best bling fashion and accessories online now!

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