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Some of you doubting luvbugs might think there is no way Miss Cee would EVER step aside and concede Beyoncé is the new Queen of Bling.

Perhaps you even think this post will be full of petty, thinly-veiled jealousies and snarky passive-aggressiveness.

And you’d be right.

On all counts.

But even Yours Truly acknowledges Beyoncé’s bling is some next level unrealness. Will Miss Cee capitulate and crown Beyoncé the Queen of Bling?

Read on to find out.

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Is Beyoncé the Queen of Bling? Exhibit A: Hard work and Ethics

To be a true Queen of Bling you need more than a shiny wardrobe. You need shiny QUALITIES too.

Beyoncé worked her perfectly-shaped butt damn near off to become one of the biggest music stars of all time.

And, not only does she look like a goddess, but Ms. Knowles also has the voice of an angel and writes a mean tune.

PLUS, she can move her booty in a way that makes men lose what little they had left of their feeble minds. Yes, Yeezy, Miss Cee is looking at you and yer mic snatchin’ shenanigans.

“I did it because Beyonce’s bling is bigger…”

Little Bey-Know started out as a member of December’s Child, was it? DESTINY’S Child.

Remember them?

No, neither does Miss Cee.

Anyhoot, she swiftly had the other members of the group chewing on mouthfuls of her Bey-dust while she went on to superstardom and a boatload of adoration, awards and greenbacks.

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Continuing her upward sprint to the finish line, Beyonce married another superstar, with an even more capacious crater-load of cash, popped out three ADORABLE kittens, including twins, and lives in one (and more) of the world’s most expensive houses.

No mega-mansion is complete without a sneakers room @beyonce

And yet, despite what must be a whirlwind lifestyle and schedule, Ms. Knowles STILL finds time for forgiveness, specifically of her hubbie’s side-booty-snatchin’ indiscretion.

The last word in that previous sentence isn’t a plural because let us hope that after the Bey-Goddess told the whole world about it on her Lemonade album he’s learned hisownself a lesson.

Enough digressing.

Clear your own whirlwind schedules for a gander at some of the recent blinged-out lewks and DIVINE sequin, bead and/or crystal dresses that make BeyBey a Bling Queen threat.

Is Beyoncé the Queen of Bling? Exhibit B: Beyoncé’s Blinged-Out Dresses

1. Corset gown with transparent sequins over nude-color fabric

AND with a billion-dollar-banknote, all-crystal clutch @beyonce

2. Chinese-collar long sleeve gown with red crystals on red stretch fabric

Those red crystal sunglass are TDF @beyonce

3. Brown crystals with dark cream fabric mini wrap dress

The same type of crystals as on the red gown above, kids @beyonce

4. Chinese-collar long sleeve gown with vermicelli beads and sequins in canary yellow

Accessorized with THAT body. Lordy @beyonce

5. Applique embroidered bead one-shoulder gown in deep red

Like a true Queen of Bling, Beyonce resists the temptation to ruin this lewk with a necklace @beyonce

6. Shell and pearl bead leotard

Exceptionally unusual combination that serves up tribal glamour @beyonce

7. Crystal embroidered suitcoat evening dress

A level of bling that is simply off the charts @beyonce

8. Sequin, bead, crystal and feather spaghetti strap gown in gold

Diaphanous mini-cape takes this piece to another world @beyonce

9. Metallic silver sequin off-the-shoulder bodysuit

WITH flowing silver organza cape @beyonce

10. Long sleeve suitcoat leotard with crystals on white fabric and oversized belt

Does anyone think the crystal palette hat and thigh-high crystal boots are too much? No? Good @beyonce

11. Sequin and bead lion-theme bodysuit with feathers and voluminous cape

Gilded feathers for the lion’s mane are PURE genius, poppets @beyonce

Is Beyoncé the Queen of Bling? Conclusion

Beyoncé consistently serves up blinged-out gowns, leotards, bodysuits, dresses and mini dresses that outshine ALL her industry competition, not just in terms of the sheer amount of sparkle and glitter, but also for creativity, risk-taking and take-your-breath-away-ness.

So yes, Miss Cee concedes.

All hail Beyoncé, the Queen of Bling!

Long may she live. And shimmer.

Bonus bling:

Basically EVERYthing in this vid

AND this gorgeous exotic Indian-inspired outfit @beyonce

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