WILD Bling: Iced-Out Cars
Sequins, crystals and beads, as you DIVINE poppets will have noticed, is on absolutely everydamnthing these days. Your already-on-their-last-legs retinas are only saved by the relatively small scale of the bling applications. A shoe here, a patch on a t-shirt there, ten fingernails at the checkout, an elongating earlobe at the gala. But even a whole dress in sequins and/or crystals has a relatively small surface area compared to, say, a completely frickin’ iced-out CAR.
Many of you slathering fans expect Miss Cee owns such a blinding ve-hic-le herownself. But, truth be told, Yours Truly still prefers older-fashioned methods of cross-town transportation. Such as a palanquin, upon which four lavishly oiled gym-bunnies bear one’s sacred carcass aloft like the Temple of Delights it
- Much like that
If, however, Miss Cee DOES, one drab day, make a two-thousand-plus years leap forward into the present era then an automobile completely covered in crystals, Swarovski or otherwise, will be v. v. tempting.
- Much like that. MINUS the two dead sheep on the front seats obvs
Whether that ultra-sparkly day comes or not Miss Cee, THE Queen of All Things Bling, already has some glittering competition in the iced-out automotive category.
- Gold or silver? Choices, choices. Okay, both then
- But that pink! Perdy
And one thing any addict of bling knows is that, quite the opposite to what the uninitiated expect, crystals shine nicely during the day but are UTTERLY off the charts under lights at night.
- Daytime. Glitter, glitter, glitter. Ho-hum
- Nighttime. O-M-effing-G
Start saving now, kids, because this much bling does NOT come cheap. Actually, don’t bother saving. It takes too long. Just blow your hard-earned dosh on the car-themed crystal you can afford right now by checking out Min’s article on the a–mazing variety of bling available for on and in your car.
Links to shopping partners mean Miss Cee’s palanquin bearers MIGHT get a tip, at no extra cost to you.
If you’ve got friends who are rev-heads AND love bling then they’ll ADORE you when you share this fabulous article: